i have catlike reflexes by which i mean i’m easily startled and freeze in place before sprinting out of the room when threatened
Motivational technique: Listening to Pomp and Circumstance, otherwise knows as the orchestra graduation song, while I work on one of my final term papers.
let’s be honest though, eyebrow gaps are more important than thigh gaps
*opens photobooth to take selfie*
"maybe some other time"
(Also relevant to problems of race, gender, etcetera.)