Cristal. 22. I study literature at SDSU. My main goal in life is to be best friends with a Siberian Husky and a Golden Retriever. I like peanut butter.

A friend just got engaged yesterday and another is about to have her second kid any day now. When did we grow up? I think I missed that.

I have glasses. I know everything.

baelor:

amoying:

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.

Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums  (via thatkindofwoman)

adoptpets:

fallforthelighthearted:

guys in the club be like

Cows are so sweet. I just love them!

adoptpets:

fallforthelighthearted:

guys in the club be like

Cows are so sweet. I just love them!

wickndgames:

There were no complaints waking up to this

Were you around when elephants were alive?

One day, you may be taking your grandkids to a natural history museum. As you pass through the extinct animal wing, don’t be surprised when you hear that question.

Earth’s next major extinction has begun — and guess who’s partly to blame? 

(via ragingprogressive)

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

babygoatsandfriends:

on my way to steal yo man

babygoatsandfriends:

on my way to steal yo man

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.