A friend just got engaged yesterday and another is about to have her second kid any day now. When did we grow up? I think I missed that.
I have glasses. I know everything.
Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.
Jack Kerouac, The Dharma Bums (via thatkindofwoman)
There were no complaints waking up to this
Were you around when elephants were alive?
One day, you may be taking your grandkids to a natural history museum. As you pass through the extinct animal wing, don’t be surprised when you hear that question.
on my way to steal yo man
I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.